Supongamos la siguiente situación, “En lo alto de un castillo, hay una linda princesa, que es custodiada por un terrible y gigante dragón”, así se abordaría esa situación según cada estilo:
POWER METAL
El protagonista llega al castillo en un caballo blanco alado, escapa del dragón, salva a la princesa, se van lejos y hacen el amor.
TRUE METAL
El protagonista llega al castillo y vence al dragón en una batalla utilizando su espada. Bañado en la sangre del dragón, lo hace con la princesa.
THRASH METAL
El protagonista llega la castillo, pelea con el dragón, salva a la princesa y se la tira.
HEAVY METAL
El protagonista llega al castillo en una Harley Davidson, mata al dragón, se toma unas chelas con la princesa y después lo hacen.
FOLK METAL
El protagonista llega con varios amigos tocando el acordeón, alaude, violín, y otros instrumentos extraños. El dragón se queda dormido de tanto danzar, y luego se van… sin la princesa.
VIKING METAL
El protagonista llega en un navío, mata al dragón con un hacha, lo cocina y se lo come. Viola a la princesa, saquea el castillo y le prende fuego a todo antes de irse.
DEATH METAL
El protagonista llega, mata al dragón, se tira a la princesa, la mata y se va.
BLACK METAL
Llega de madrugada, en medio de la neblina, mata al dragón y lo empala frente al castillo. Sodomiza a la princesa, la corta con una daga y bebe su sangre en un ritual antes de matarla. Después descubre que ella no era virgen y la empala junto al dragón.
GORE METAL
Llega, mata al dragón, lo quema. Sube al castillo, se tira a la princesa y la mata. Después se la vuelve a tirar. Quema el cuerpo de la princesa y se la tira de nuevo. Antes de marcharse se come al dragon y a la princesa.
DOOM METAL
Llega al castillo, ve el tamaño del dragón, se deprime y se suicida. El dragón se come el cadáver del protagonista y después se come a la princesa.
NU
Llega al castillo y se jacta de lo bueno que es peleando y de que es capaz de ganarle al dragón. Pierde miserablemente y queda hecho XXXXXX. Huye y encuentra a la princesa, le cuenta su trágica infancia. La princesa lo cachetea y se va a buscar al protagonista de “Heavy Metal”. El protagonista “Nu” se toma un prozak y se va a grabar un disco de “The best of”.
ROCK N’ROLL CLÁSICO
Llega en una moto fumándose un troncho y se lo ofrece al dragón, que resultó que era su amigo. Luego acampa con la princesa en la parte más apartada del jardín, y después de mucho sexo, drogas y rock n’ roll, tiene una sobredosis de LSD y muere ahogado en su propio vómito.
PUNK
Le tira una piedra al dragón y huye. Pinta la “A” de anarquía en un muro del castillo. Le hace un peinado tipo “mohicano” a la princesa y abre un kiosko de fanzines en el pasadizo del castillo.
PROGRESIVO
Llega, toca un solo virtuoso de guitarra de 26 minutos. El dragón se mata de tanto tedio. Llega donde la princesa y toca otro solo explorando todas las técnicas de tonos y compases aprendidas en el ùltimo año en el conservatorio. La princesa huye buscando al protagonista de “Heavy Metal”.
HARD ROCK
Llega al castillo en un convertible rojo, acompañado de dos rubias pechugonas y tomándose una botella de Jack Daniels. Mata al dragón con un cuchillo y luego hace una orgía con las rubias y la princesa.
GLAM
Llega al castillo. El dragón se ríe tanto al verlo que lo deja pasar. Entra al castillo, se roba la laca y el lapiz labial de la princesa. Luego convence al dragón de pintar el castillo de rosado y hacerse unos rayitos.”
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Sunday, November 26, 2006
You and me
What day is it, and in what month
this clock never seemed so alive
I can't keep up, and I can't back down
I've been losing so much time
'Cause it's you and me, and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to loose
'Cause it's you and me, and all of the people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you.
All of the things that I want to say
Just aren't coming out right
I'm tripping on words, youve got my head spinning
I don't know where to go from here
'Cause it's you and me, and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
'cause i'ts you and me, and all of the people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you.
There's something about you now
I can't quite figure out
Everything he does is beautiful
Everything he does is right
'cause it's you and me, and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
'cause it's you and me, and all of the people
And I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off of you.
What day is it, and in what month
This clock never seemed so alive...
aboslutely perfect... :)
this clock never seemed so alive
I can't keep up, and I can't back down
I've been losing so much time
'Cause it's you and me, and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to loose
'Cause it's you and me, and all of the people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you.
All of the things that I want to say
Just aren't coming out right
I'm tripping on words, youve got my head spinning
I don't know where to go from here
'Cause it's you and me, and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
'cause i'ts you and me, and all of the people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you.
There's something about you now
I can't quite figure out
Everything he does is beautiful
Everything he does is right
'cause it's you and me, and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
'cause it's you and me, and all of the people
And I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off of you.
What day is it, and in what month
This clock never seemed so alive...
aboslutely perfect... :)
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Tocaima
Canción: La maldita primavera
Comida: Arequipe, Alfajores, Paquetes...etc
Bebida: Aguita
Palabra: Amangualar
Frase: "Comimos y...hay que esperar."
Comentario: "Yo solo le meto 500mil pesos a un concierto de Juan Gabriel." - Lila
Lema: Parar..NUNCA!
Chiste: Habia un señor muy muy peludo entonces va a donde el medico y le dice....doctor doctro, qué padezco? y el doctor le dice pdetheth un othito.
Escena: Malu subiendose al colchon y lo que nos dejo a lila y a mi en shock.
Momento: La caida de nana a la piscina y los intentos de asustar que fallaron
Juego: Rummi Q, Reto muy viejo y Water pooooolooooo
Estrategia de juego: Soltar los bikinis
Sustancia favorita: Bloqueadores y cremas
Objeto: Le pipi
Lugar: La piscine
Personaje: La niña del agua
La desgracia: Se nos fue el aguita...si ve piroba lo q es tener sed?
Algo constante: La comida
Algo en comun: La insolada
La mas insolada: Male
La mas tragona: Todas
Los chistes mas malos: Los mios
La mas boba: Andre por reirse de mis chistes y Lila por invocar a la niña del agua
La que mas se queja: Nana con su "insolación"
La mejor personalidad: La de mi pelo
La mejor nadadora: El sapo que se metio a la piscina
La mejor crema: Aquanova
La mas tibia: Nana que se arrunchaba con la sabana
Lo mas feo: Los fresikrispis
Faltó: Leche de magnesia
Sobró: Comida, soleil
TEEEEEEENGO SEEEED...QUIEEEERO AGUITAAAA
Comida: Arequipe, Alfajores, Paquetes...etc
Bebida: Aguita
Palabra: Amangualar
Frase: "Comimos y...hay que esperar."
Comentario: "Yo solo le meto 500mil pesos a un concierto de Juan Gabriel." - Lila
Lema: Parar..NUNCA!
Chiste: Habia un señor muy muy peludo entonces va a donde el medico y le dice....doctor doctro, qué padezco? y el doctor le dice pdetheth un othito.
Escena: Malu subiendose al colchon y lo que nos dejo a lila y a mi en shock.
Momento: La caida de nana a la piscina y los intentos de asustar que fallaron
Juego: Rummi Q, Reto muy viejo y Water pooooolooooo
Estrategia de juego: Soltar los bikinis
Sustancia favorita: Bloqueadores y cremas
Objeto: Le pipi
Lugar: La piscine
Personaje: La niña del agua
La desgracia: Se nos fue el aguita...si ve piroba lo q es tener sed?
Algo constante: La comida
Algo en comun: La insolada
La mas insolada: Male
La mas tragona: Todas
Los chistes mas malos: Los mios
La mas boba: Andre por reirse de mis chistes y Lila por invocar a la niña del agua
La que mas se queja: Nana con su "insolación"
La mejor personalidad: La de mi pelo
La mejor nadadora: El sapo que se metio a la piscina
La mejor crema: Aquanova
La mas tibia: Nana que se arrunchaba con la sabana
Lo mas feo: Los fresikrispis
Faltó: Leche de magnesia
Sobró: Comida, soleil
TEEEEEEENGO SEEEED...QUIEEEERO AGUITAAAA
Saturday, September 23, 2006
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Layers
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Cristina
Birthdate: 08/07/88
Birth place: Bogota
Current Location: Bogota
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Righty or Lefty: righty
Zodiac Sign: cancer
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: italian
Whatt Shoes Did You Wear Today: black puma
Your fears: loss
Your perfect pizza: margherita
Goal you'd like to achieve: be happy
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:
Your most overused phrase: ay! vale huevoo!
Your thoughts first waking up: huh?
Your best physical feature: Eyes
Your most missed memory: ...
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
Single or group dates: group dates???? huh?
Adidas or Nike: Adidas
Lipton Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU/ARE YOU?
Smoke: yes
Cuss: ?
Single: no
Take a shower: yes
Have a crush(es): ..maaaaaaaaaaybe aaaajajaja
Want to get married: yes
Get motion sickness: yes
Think you're a health freak: huh?
Get along with your parents: yes
Like thunderstorms: love'm
Play an instrument: no
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST 1-3 MONTHs
Drank alcohol: yes
Been on stage: no
Eaten Sushi: no
Been dumped: no
Gone to the mall: yes
Gone skating: no
Gone skinny dipping:no
Dyed your hair: no
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a game that required removal of clothing: yes
Changed who you were to fit in: no and never would
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
Age you hope to be married: 25
Numbers of Children: 3
Describe your dream wedding: at night...that's all
What do you want to be when you grow up: happy
What country or state would you most like to visit: china
LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color: green
Best hair color?: light brown
Short or long hair: not too long, not bald
Height: about mine or taller
Best first date location: his house
Articles of clothing: ?
Best first kiss location: the little park around the block
LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of people i can completely trust? 3
Number of CD's I own: about 50
Number of piercings: currently 2...in the past 4
Number of tattoos: none
Number of times been on T.V.?: none
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper: none
Number of things in my past that I regret: none
Thi is all I can submit these days...lack of imagination...lack of time
Name: Cristina
Birthdate: 08/07/88
Birth place: Bogota
Current Location: Bogota
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Righty or Lefty: righty
Zodiac Sign: cancer
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: italian
Whatt Shoes Did You Wear Today: black puma
Your fears: loss
Your perfect pizza: margherita
Goal you'd like to achieve: be happy
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:
Your most overused phrase: ay! vale huevoo!
Your thoughts first waking up: huh?
Your best physical feature: Eyes
Your most missed memory: ...
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
Single or group dates: group dates???? huh?
Adidas or Nike: Adidas
Lipton Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU/ARE YOU?
Smoke: yes
Cuss: ?
Single: no
Take a shower: yes
Have a crush(es): ..maaaaaaaaaaybe aaaajajaja
Want to get married: yes
Get motion sickness: yes
Think you're a health freak: huh?
Get along with your parents: yes
Like thunderstorms: love'm
Play an instrument: no
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST 1-3 MONTHs
Drank alcohol: yes
Been on stage: no
Eaten Sushi: no
Been dumped: no
Gone to the mall: yes
Gone skating: no
Gone skinny dipping:no
Dyed your hair: no
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a game that required removal of clothing: yes
Changed who you were to fit in: no and never would
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
Age you hope to be married: 25
Numbers of Children: 3
Describe your dream wedding: at night...that's all
What do you want to be when you grow up: happy
What country or state would you most like to visit: china
LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color: green
Best hair color?: light brown
Short or long hair: not too long, not bald
Height: about mine or taller
Best first date location: his house
Articles of clothing: ?
Best first kiss location: the little park around the block
LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of people i can completely trust? 3
Number of CD's I own: about 50
Number of piercings: currently 2...in the past 4
Number of tattoos: none
Number of times been on T.V.?: none
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper: none
Number of things in my past that I regret: none
Thi is all I can submit these days...lack of imagination...lack of time
Friday, August 25, 2006
Monday, July 31, 2006
The Dream Maker
If I sit still and don't do anything, the world goes on beating like a slack drum, without meaning. We must be moving, working, making dreams to run toward;
the poverty of life without dreams is too horrible to imagine."
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Sylvia Plath 1956
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
2006 Soundtrack
Waking up: Breathe - Anna Nalick
First date: You and me - Lifehouse
First kiss: Kiss me - Sixpence none the richer
Falling in love: Te regalo - Carlos Baute
Love song - P!nk
That's when I love you - Aslyn
Seeing an old love: Como decir - Danilo Parra
Un enorme Dragón - Floricienta
Heartbreak: Who knew - P!nk
Because of you - Kelly Clarkson
Driving fast: Me pregunto - Belanova
Getting ready to go out: Miedo - Belanova
Partying with friends: La locura automatica - La secta
Are you ready -
CONTACTO - Javiah
Dancing at club: Hips don't lie - Shakira
Tu amor me hace bien - Marc Anthony
Flirting: Hips don't lie - Shakira
Feeling sexy: Maneater - Nelly Furtado
Walking alone in the rain: Big big girl - Amelia
Missing someone: Goodbye my lover - James Blunt
Playing in the ocean: Unwritten - Natasha Bedingfield
Summer vacation: La mona - Bonka
Fighting with someone: Together - Avril Lavigne
Acting goofy with friends: Je ne veux pas travailler - Pink Martini
Natalie -
*Todas las canciones estilo "carrito de mercado"*
Thinking back: Las canciones del colegio jeje
Feeling depressed: Drowning - Missy Higgins
Broken Bridge - Daughter Darling
Christmas time: Sleigh Ride
Falling asleep: Candy land - CocoRosie
Closing song: Jóga - Björk
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Idilio
Que a besos yo te levante al rayar el día
y que el idilio perdure siempre al llegar la noche
y cuando venga la aurora llena de goce
se fundan en una sola tu alma y la mía.
Soñando contigo queriendo
que se cumpla nuestro idilio.
Fonseca
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Kaleidoscope
ke li´de sköp´
1. A tubuluar optical toy in which bits of colored glass are reflected by mirrors to display changing patterns.
2. A continually shifting pattern, scene, etc.
Take a peek through the hole and you'll find a world inside. Colored shapes with the adequate lighting; astonishing shadows in the dark. Flowers and figures, colors and shapes. Give it a spin and the scenery will change, it will never be the same again. The pieces move and fall into place once and all over again. You can almost hear the sounds of it. It may fall, it might break, the glass will crack. What will be left of your ruined toy? Changing images torturing you in colored paper.
Friday, May 19, 2006
Big Big Girl
I'm a big big girl
In a big big world
It's not a big big thing if you leave me
But I do do feel that
I do do will miss you much
Miss you much...
I can see the first leaf falling
It's all yellow and nice
It's so very cold outside
Like the way I'm feeling inside
Outside it's now raining
And tears are falling from my eyes
Why did it have to happen
Why did it all have to end
I have your arms around me like fire
But when I open my eyes
You're gone...
I'm a big big girl
In a big big world
It's not a big big thing if you leave me
But I do do feel that
I do do will miss you much
Miss you much...
I'm a big big girl in an big big world.....I have to remember not to forget that.
In a big big world
It's not a big big thing if you leave me
But I do do feel that
I do do will miss you much
Miss you much...
I can see the first leaf falling
It's all yellow and nice
It's so very cold outside
Like the way I'm feeling inside
Outside it's now raining
And tears are falling from my eyes
Why did it have to happen
Why did it all have to end
I have your arms around me like fire
But when I open my eyes
You're gone...
I'm a big big girl
In a big big world
It's not a big big thing if you leave me
But I do do feel that
I do do will miss you much
Miss you much...
I'm a big big girl in an big big world.....I have to remember not to forget that.
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